Jihadist Records Bin Laden Bromance Tune

A jihadist has recorded a song mooning over Osama Bin Laden using voice-enhancing technology developed in the infidel West. Amir of the Ansar, devoted to Bin Laden, is sung on a jihadist site by "Asadaullah Alshishani" using a form of Autotune. "How beautiful you are; your sword gleams in the sun like a shining star," he croons, preceded by automatic weapons fire.

The "singer" claims to have been "high on a mountain top" while he belted out his tune. It's pretty "craptasitc," deems Wired. "If this is the best jihadism has to offer, I think we can put our fears of jihadi Sex Pistols to bed." Listen to the song here.