WTF, DoD? Dumbest Military Tech Acronyms By Drew Nelles Posted Jun 14, 2009 12:59 PM CDT Copied This undated handout photo from IBM Corp. shows a screen displaying IBM's Multilingual Automatic Speech Translator software, known as MASTOR, with English and Arabic text. (AP Photo/IBM Corp.) Wired has been keeping track of the most ridiculous acronyms the military-industrial complex comes up with. Here’s the latest list of the "Most Awesomely Bad Military Acronyms" (MAMAs, of course): Affordable Accurate Robot Guidance (AARG) Integrated Precision Ordnance Delivery System (IPODS) Multi-Sensor Aerospace-Ground Joint ISR Interoperability Coalition (MAJIIC) National Intelligence Community Enterprise Cyber Assurance Program (NICECAP) Forensic Analysis Software Tools for Exploitation and Reasoning (FASTER) Efficient Linearized All-Silicon Transmitters ICs (ELASTx) To see the complete list, click the link below. Read These Next White House rolls with Trump's 'daddy' nickname. New Fox star, 23, misses first day after car troubles. Supreme Court ruling is a big blow to Planned Parenthood. Gavin Newsom has filed a massive lawsuit against Fox News. Report an error