Lifestyle | Phyllis Diller Phyllis Diller One-Liners "I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'" By Newser Editors and Wire Services Posted Aug 21, 2012 3:55 PM CDT Copied Phyllis Diller in 1966. ((AP Photo/File)) A selection of comic lines from Phyllis Diller, who died yesterday at age 95: "I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo." "When I told Fang I was going to have my face lifted, he said, `Who'd steal it?' "I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?' " "You know you're old when your walker has an airbag." "I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody." "I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions." "Think of me as a sex symbol for men who just don't give a damn." "They say housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?" Read These Next Minneapolis shooter had a plan—and grievances. American Taylor Townsend gets an earful after her US Open win. Jay Cutler can't avoid jail in DUI case. Belichick's girlfriend is embracing 'gold digger' idea. Report an error