Newser Story Index from August, 2016

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

2 Cast Members Leaving SNL
Priceless Space Artifact Accidentally Sold at Government Auction
Parents Get Last Visit Before Abused Baby's Death
NBC Announcer Sorry for Tweet About Biles' Parents
In Dead Woman's Mail, a Letter Accepting Her First Novel for Publication
Candy That Likely Included Pot Sickens 13 Kids
Police Checking Up on Elderly Couple Cook Them Pasta
Parallel Parking Attempt Ends Very, Very Badly
All You Need in Life? 15 Things, Guru Says
NJ Weighs Big Fines for Distracted Drivers (but Coffee Is Likely Safe)
Markets End the Day Lower
Dead NYC Jogger's Mom Has Obscene Words for Killer
No, Those Aren't Hickeys on Olympic Athletes
Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg Team Up for Reality Show
Your Guide to Trump's Economic Speech
Woman Raises Cash for Her Uber Driver to Watch Son in Rio
American Pulled From SUV by Gunmen in Kabul
3B Years Ago, Venus Might've Been Livable
No, Angelina Jolie Will Not Be Teaching at Georgetown
Green Party's Kookiness Defines It, Holds It Back
Fencer in Hijab Makes History for Team USA
Tesla's Autopilot Might've Saved Driver's Life
He Killed in US and Canada, but the Verdicts Were Very Different
5 Best US Cities for Foodies
Swimmer Has Single-Finger Gesture for Doping Rival
Tragic Twist in Case of Rock Tossed From Overpass
Clinton's Job Promises Fell Short as NY Senator
Clock Kid's Family Sues School
There's Another Republican Running for President
Walmart Drops $3.3B on an Amazon Killer
Drowsy Drivers as Bad as Drunk Drivers: Report
College Student Shot Dead Playing Pokemon Go
Teacher Sentenced Over Sex With Student 22 Years Ago
Cops: Grandma Dies Saving Kids From Sex Offender
Bride Walked Down Aisle by Man With Her Dad's Heart
Guy in Ebola Suit Rescues Skunk
Execution Puts Sad Coda on Iran's Strange Spy Saga
Girl, 2, With New Heart Dies in Family Murder-Suicide
Japan's Emperor Hints of Abdication, but It's Complicated
Cyclist Has Cracks in Spine After Crash on Risky Descent
Delta Grounds Flights Worldwide
Man Ordered to Pay $114K Over Facebook Post
No One Even Close as US' Katie Ledecky Wins Gold
Lawmaker's Son Dies on World's Tallest Waterslide
Dozens Killed in Pakistan Hospital Bombing
Ichiro Suzuki Becomes 30th to Pass 3K Hits
Neighbors Mad at Woman Who Had Bear Killed
Cops Accused of Running Down Groundhog With Golf Cart
Family Watched as 18-Year-Old Skydiver Plummeted to Death
Family of The Pianist Wins Suit Over Nazi Claims